Uselessness is a virtue, when it comes to luxury items. And what gadgets are not, ultimately, luxuries? There's a paradox in there somewhere. If so, it is one left unresolved by Anthony Burch's collection of the most useless computer accessories ever.
Starting with the steampunk trim fashionably added to otherwise functional machines, and moving swiftly on to USB humping dogs (our review), WiFi-detecting T-Shirts and the like, the excoriation is brutal enough. As is all too-often the case, however, ambivalence pokes in every other paragraph: who are you trying to convince, Mr. Burch?
If you're going to write up some hate, best to do it from a position of real, unvarnished __digust. __I mean, who could hate a steampunk PC?
The Seven Most Useless Computer Accessories Ever [Double Viking]