Horntones: Personal Ringtones for Your Car

The Horntones system, from brothers Mike and Tom Kosco, is a 256MB MP3 player, hooked up to an amplifier and a big horn speaker.... From there you save everything to a USB drive and transfer to the in-car console.

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Another little piece of the world just died. Imagine the annoyance brought by custom phone ringtones. Now imagine that multiplied in volume, and screaming out from behind you on the highway. That's just what the Horntones FX-550 will do.

The Horntones system, from brothers Mike and Tom Kosco, is a 256MB MP3 player, hooked up to an amplifier and a big horn speaker. You configure your chosen tune and add it to the online "Virtual Player". From there you save everything to a USB drive and transfer to the in-car console.

It all sounds so innocent, but we just know that this will trigger countless road rage incidents. And at $250, it's not even expensive enough to keep the kids from buying it. There's even a "General Lee" tone, on the website and ready to go. Welcome to hell.

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