Tardigrades -- tiny invertebrates that look a bit like eight-legged moles -- can survive just about anything. Starvation, irradiation, dehydration: no problem. How about a vacuum, or deep-sea pressure? Ditto. Extreme heat and cold? Please. When necessary, tardigrades can slow their metabolisms by a factor of ten thousand, and require just one percent of the water they normally consume. They make cockroaches look fragile.
Naturally, any red-blooded scientist wants to know ... how can you kill a tardigrade? Maybe if you shoot it into space? The European Space Agency did just that with its Tardigrades in Space program. (That's right -- TARDIS. Big ups.) From the website:
Every word truly spoken, no doubt. But ... maybe if you shoot it into space ... hell, even if you told me that no scientific insight could possibly be generated by such an experiment, I'd want it done, just as a matter of principle, because it's cool. And the folks behind TARDIS seem to feel the same way, though they have the good sense to phrase it more technically:
So: did the tardigrades live? Did they die? Did they come back in lethal form, ready to take revenge on the wimpy giants who keep sticking them in boiling water and vacuum tubes? We'll find out soon. Their spacecraft returned today, and the data will be analyzed in coming months.
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