The Onion gives us this creepy yet hilariously realistic news report of the Web Crash of 2007. The only thing that makes this video less than a complete homerun from the Onion crew is the lack of some sort of Facebook reference. Still, the vision of Steve Jobs, Craig Newmark and Bill Gates in one room meeting to save the Internet is pretty entertaining. Best quote: From a blogger that lost all his posts forever, "I feel like Control Alt Deleting myself." See the video below…