What he'll wear for space travel: a metal sarcophagus with a prehensile robotic phallus. This monkey, on the other hand, seems as if he's been partly liquefied: his feet are three feet long. The caption assures us that "Monkeys and other mammals are used first to test new ideas in clothing. Anesthetized, they feel no pain, save human lives." I've often wondered if there's some resource somewhere that documents all of the simian cosmonauts lost in space in America, Chinese and Soviet snafus. I like to think that after many galactic adventures, they eventually found a world to colonize.
Space Wear [All About Nothing]
