Police and news stations in Utah were flooded with reports of a mysterious UFO on Wednesday. A silver cigar-shaped object, it appeared to be moving over Salt Lake City in search of people to abduct. Today, however, a man has claimed responsibility for launching this alarming technology from another world. Daniel Geery describes himself as a "progressive" who reads "every issue of Discover magazine cover-to-cover" (what? no Wired?) and says he launched the alleged UFO. No it wasn't a scientific commie plot to bring aliens to Utah -- it was just a 30-foot remote-controlled "hyperblimp" that the school teacher flies for fun. Apparently, it got out of control on Wednesday and drifted away. Excited Utah residents, who apparently aren't big on science magazines, decided it must be an otherworldly object.
UFO Sightings In Utah On The Rise
Police and news stations in Utah were flooded with reports of a mysterious UFO on Wednesday. A silver cigar-shaped object, it appeared to be moving over Salt Lake City in search of people to abduct. Today, however, a man has claimed responsibility for launching this alarming technology from another world. Daniel Geery describes himself as […]
