The Cartoon Manifesto

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1oGIffyVVk I never did read The Communist Manifesto. Oh, I meant to: there were at least a couple of passionately anti-Capitalist chicks at college for whom Marx’s seminal work practically functioned as an instruction manual to their clitoris. But I never did: I could never get past the first page without my eyes numbing. Those […]

I never did read The Communist Manifesto. Oh, I meant to: there were at least a couple of passionately anti-Capitalist chicks at college for whom Marx's seminal work practically functioned as an instruction manual to their clitoris. But I never did: I could never get past the first page without my eyes numbing. Those Communist chicks from college? I've always regretted not seducing them. If only I'd had it in cartoon form then like I do now, those girls might even now be represented by notches on my $400 Gucci belt.