Noise du Jour: "U Want Me" by Captain Ahab

Imagine, gentle readers, if Tenacious D played synth instead of guitar, partied hard with Mindless Self Indulgence every weekend, and only performed songs written by Lindsey Lohan. This is Captain Ahab. And this is Captain Ahab:

Imagine, gentle readers, if Tenacious D played synth instead of guitar, partied hard with Mindless Self Indulgence every weekend, and only performed songs written by Lindsey Lohan. This is Captain Ahab.

And this is Captain Ahab:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN4CVwhfr9w