No Porn For Father's Day

And just when I thought I'd found the perfect Father's Day's gift for my perverted old father:

If you were one of the more than 600 people to visit www.porn-for-fathers-day.com, you discovered instead an invitation to a pancake breakfast and a presentation by Craig Gross, the self-proclaimed “porn pastor” and head of XXX Church based in Grand Rapids, Mich...

“Craig Gross’ ministry covers the whole spectrum from the casual user who may feel a little guilt to the guy with the all-out addiction,” Chandler said. “He does this across the nation, ministering at churches and handing out Bibles at porn conventions...”

“We figure what better gift can a father give his family than to get help with a problem that is becoming such an epidemic and affecting so many households?” he said. “Our goal is not to shame anybody, but to put the topic on the table for discussion.”

Pornography as an epidemic leading to the guilty ruin of wholesome American families? I don't believe it. My father (pictured, right) has always been a pornography enthusiast, and I couldn't imagine a happier childhood. Why, it seems like just yesterday that he sat me — a precocious blond three year old — down upon his naked lap and, in his commanding baritone, read to me from the latest Hustler. "This is a good one, Johnny..." he'd start. "'Dear Hustler — I never thought I'd make it with three generations at once, but one day, when visiting my girlfriend's grandmother at the local retirement castle, fate delectably intervened."

Porn for Father's Day? Not exactly [Kentucky]