Drinking at my local pub the other night, my eye lids when taut when, over the head of my Guinness, I happened to spot a poster pimping the performance of what has to be ToM's spiritual band, The Mysterious Chords. Unfortunately, I'm over two months late for the performance, but short of a line of semi-clad dancers gyrating about the stage in gas masks and cephalopods, I'm pretty sure I would have been disappointed.
