Now I just need to find a good woman to dress up as a tentacled vagina dentata. Incidentally, over at riot clit shave, a commenter poses an intriguing theory: is this costume based off of a creature envisioned by Chaucer? Unfortunately, my Chaucer is rusty: I can not remember a mention of a penis beast creature. Will someone point me to the appropriate source document? The last thing I want is some smarmy humanities professor pointing out an excess of penises on Halloween night.
