Jobs' Keynote "Leaked," Reads Fake

Speeches are made to be leaked, but eightball says this overview of Steve Jobs' WWDC keynote is a fan's fantasy. Almost all of it is derivative of current rumormongering, except for an odd-sounding UMPC iPhone as the legendary "One more thing."

The roads seem to lead back to an unconvincing Rome, I'm afraid: a German enthusiast site (swiftly brought to a crawl this morning by all the attention) that one wouldn't imagine to be a likely target for Apple leakers.

UPDATE: Catch Wired' liveblogged coverage over at Compiler

"Leaked" Keynote

Greetings!

Sales figures and market share of the Macs

Apple net curtain:

new Retail store in Italy,

first store on European mainland,

new stores will open shortly, among other things Munich, Barcelona, Paris

iMac:

Core2Duo selling great!,

New Generation,

new Design, which follows itself to iPhone, partly brushed metal

even thinner,

Santa rosa chip set,

LED back light,

Sizes: 20 ? and 24 ?

Demo new iMacs

Mac OS X:

History, versions

short outline of the tiger features: Dashboard, Spotlight, etc.

New features in leopard:

new Mail (with collecting mains, ToDos, Notes),

new Spotlight (network scan, performance improved, etc.),

new standard file system ZFS,

new front Row (2.0),

new iCal (with CalDAV, ToDos, etc.),

Parental control,

New Photobooth (2.0),

Resolution Independence,

new standardized Look of all Mac OS X applications

been based on resolution Independence

core contains animation (Icons, animations in Time Machine, Dashboard, spaces, etc. animated)

none brushed metal more

many black shining Elemen (Illumonous)

Time Machine,

Quicklook, (unknown application)

new safari feature (new search, Dashboard integration, etc.),

Multiple Dashboards (Dashboard for user specify, Dashboards administer, etc.),

Spaces,

iChat theatre (integration in applications, drop of baking, etc.)

Finder reloaded (easily changed, improves performance, new Buttons),

new ToDo application (and administers all ToDos from all applications collects)

Demo new leopard feature

.mac, iLife 07, iWork 07:

new.mac release with smooth Google integration, but in the Apple Look,

.mac services all on Google basis,

.mac free of charge with each bought Mac,

new handling on-line documents,

iDisk integration in Finder,

all documents can be worked on and administered also on-line with Google applications,

new Spreadsheet software in iWork Charts

Demo new packages and .mac

Guest appearance Eric Schmidt (Google CEO)

iPhone:

new secret features:

iWork and iLife integration,

.mac integration (iDisk access, Mail, documents on-line, etc. work on)

Demo new features

iPhone accessories, prices

Demo accessories

available in US Apple (without contract) and (with contract) net curtain, prices at&t

Europe as promised in the autumn

but there’ s one more thing, new product iphone@home:

10″ multitouch screen,

30 GB Flash memory,

iPhone user surface,

8 hours of battery,

no connections except dock Connector,

resemble functions as iPhone, except mobile phone, but iChat

integrated iSight

Demo iphone@home

The End!

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