WikiHow has posted the intriguingly titled article "How To Be A Gothic Lolita." The perverted heart begins pounding with masturbation-like regularity: surely, such an article will deal with teachning 14 year old girls to listen to Type O Negative and seduce synaesthetic Russian professors. But what the f...
So step one in being a Gothic Lolita is to be neither Gothic OR a Lolita? What is wrong with Japan? Good god. Eliza — sleeping soundly in her tiny coffin, stuffed with teddy bears and prophylactics — probably coughing up thick, mucousy lungfuls of blood right about now. She can feel cosmic aesthetic wrong.
How To Be A Gothic Lolita [WikiHow]