Putin has kept his stranglehold upon Mother Russia for almost ten years now and Illuminatus conspiracy theorists have long speculated that a dark pact sealed with Cthulhu was responsible. Proof, however, has been lacking, limited only to some cryptic remarks the Russian president made about great Cthulhu's awakening during an Internet conference. Still, it is likely no coincidence that these Cthulhu medallions are starting to trickle out of Russia. Prototypes for the new Russian ruble, perhaps?
More horrible Mythos revelations from Russia: Cthulhu Worshiper Amulets sold in [Shoggoth.net]
