Long Beach copper Joe Miguez needs a theme tune: faced with an obviously stolen vehicle driven by latex-gloved kids, he chased down the high-performance Merc using a Segway.
After collaring one 13 year-old alleged villain with his gyro-stabilized clown chariot, Miguez soon rounded up the whole gang. The three were charged with juvenile delinquency. The N.Y. department has two Segways on trial; Miguez said he would have had no chance of keeping up with the Merc on foot.