Virtual, Open-Source Belgian Politician Promises 40,000 Blowjobs

In politics, the Belgians have the right idea: Tania Derveaux is a fictional, open source candidate for the Belgian senate, running for the NEE party. The NEE’s party platform is simple. Any voter who feels disenfranchised from all of the running political parties may vote NEE (“No”). It’s a great idea, but what pushes it […]

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In politics, the Belgians have the right idea: Tania Derveaux is a fictional, open source candidate for the Belgian senate, running for the NEE party. The NEE's party platform is simple. Any voter who feels disenfranchised from all of the running political parties may vote NEE ("No").

It's a great idea, but what pushes it over the top is some of the phenomenal campaign promises Tania Derveaux is making to her constituency.

I am the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium. And due to popular demand, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page.

According to my planning this would take me 500 days to tour around the world, visiting all the ones who signed up for a blowjob on this page, giving 80 blowjobs per day. So the offer is limited, sign up while you still can.

Click the button if you would like me to give you a blowjob.

At first, I got really excited and spent most of the last hour clicking the 'blow me' button until the nail of my right index finger turned black from pooled subcutaneous blood. Unfortunately, it was only then that I saw this depressing disclaimer: "Submitting several applications will not result in more blowjobs."

Let's hope this is one of the few campaign promises that actually gets fulfilled.

NEE [Official Site]