Trading card company Topps has announced a new line of gross-out, humor themed trading cards with their Hollywood Zombies series. I can't even imagine the multiple orgasms that would have rapt my portly, Cheetos-nurtured frame if these had come out when I was a kid.
As a zombie lover and a collector of Topps' other series of gross trading cards (I had about complete sets of the first ten series of Garbage Pail Kids, as well as its lamer spin-offs, the names of which I can't recall), a series of trading cards featuring zombified Hollywood celebrities with their organ spilling out or tearing off their flesh would have been heaven.
Oh, for the halcyon days of my youth, when 5 bucks would buy me a dozen packs of trading cards and enough powder brittle bubblegum with the consistency of glass to rip out the entirety of my esophagus lining. I miss 'em.
Hollywood Zombies [Official Site]
