The Web 2.0 Bubble Rap

You know you’re in a bubble when… middle-aged podcasters start writing rap songs about it. Maybe when Hammer takes the stage at this fall’s TechCrunch20, we can have him recite these lyrics by Paul Colligan, author of “The Business Podcasting Bible.”

"Bubble Got Back"

I like big bubbles and I can not lie/ You other brothers can’t deny
That when a site walks in with an itty bitty profit/ But something bubbly in your face/ You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough/ ‘Cause you notice that P&L was stuffed/ Deep in the stats she’s diggin(TM)/ I’m hooked and I can’t stop wiggin/ Oh baby, I wanna get Techmemed(TM)/ And buy before I get creamed.

Continue reading, if you can stand it, after the jump...

My bookerkeeper tried to warn me
But with that 2.0 look you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Money-flush-in
You say you wanna get in my Hybrid?
Well, digg(TM) me, digg(TM) me
‘Cause you ain’t that average VC
I’ve seen them streamin’
The hell with proftin’
She’s sweat, wet,
Got it goin’ like a Macbookette(TM)
I’m tired of magazines
Sayin’ profits are the thing
Take the average VC and ask him that
She gotta pack much Flash(TM)
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the bubble? (Hell yeah!)
Tell ‘em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy bubble!
Bubble got back!