Speaking of allowing random Indian merchants license to hack at my brain, Scientific American has an excellent article up on the surgical technique of hemispherectomy — the practice of removing an entire hemisphere of the brain, usually to control constant seizures.
And some even go on to be professional bloggers. By the way, I don't want anyone to miss this neurosurgeon's quip: "You can't take more than half [of the brain out]. If you take the whole thing, you've got a problem."
When Half a Brain Is Better than a Whole One [Scientific American] (via Post-Human Blues)