Well, well, well. Wish = Granted.
Less than a week after Kenneth Eng — dragon enthusiast, insufferable pseudo-philosopher, furry author and racist idiot — told the Village Voice that he wanted credit for the Virginia Tech Massacre, he's been arrested by the NYPD.
Specifically, he's been charged with the rather vague sounding crime of 'menacing.' In addition to saying that he would have gone on a shooting rampage at NYU except "couldn't afford a gun," Eng has apparently threatened the life of a neighbor, even going so far as to creep onto her property brandishing a hammer.
The timing of his arrest was meant to coincide with this year's NYU graduation, which happened on Thursday. They wanted him under lock and key, just to be sure.
Let's hope Eng gets some hard jail time. Not only do I think it would do the author of "Why I Hate Black People" some good getting to know the pan-ethnic rainbow of the New York State correction system but it will give Eng time to write his long-promised follow-up to Dragons: Lexicon Triumvirate, tentatively titled Unicorns: Encyclopedia Quadrology. And maybe, just maybe, it'll straighten him out.
Wanna-Be NYU Killer Arrested [Vos Iz Neias, quoting NY Post] (Image by Rob Beschizza)
