Flotsam, Jetsam for 05/30/2007

• Everyone please emain calm: flesh-eating Chinese bananas are not real. • Sub-Zero says: “A spinal column ripped out of an opponent’s back and gilded makes a fantastic desk lamp.” • This sounds heavenly to me: pizza in a cone. Certainly beats my last culinary brainstorm, Mayonnaise in an Eclair. • Steampunk Magazine issue two […]

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• Everyone please emain calm: flesh-eating Chinese bananas are not real.

• Sub-Zero says: "A spinal column ripped out of an opponent's back and gilded makes a fantastic desk lamp."

• This sounds heavenly to me: pizza in a cone. Certainly beats my last culinary brainstorm, Mayonnaise in an Eclair.

• Steampunk Magazine issue two is now available for your free download pleasure.

• The Museum of Beards: : "Curator Jon Mueller continuously researches beards in development and the personalities associated with them. Recently, during a short visit to Philadelphia, he found himself in a situation where he had access to a lock of George Washington's hair. Had it been beard hair, Mueller comments, "I'm no criminal, but the temptation to take it would have been nearly unbearable." Mueller's ethics coincide with his model for the museum: he will only accept beards from people whom he knows, and beards only."