You can tell many things by the cologne a man wears. For example, take the wearer of Axe brand deodorant. From the sickly sweet ichor slathered over his oily skin, clogging each and every one of his pencil-eraser-sized pores with the slimy ambergris of a date rapist, you know... just know... that a signed copy of Neil Strauss' The Game sits on his shelf, replete with underlined passages and the word 'flunitrazepam' scrawled repeatedly in the margins.
You can also tell that he's precisely the sort of man whose computer set-up would prominently feature an accoutrement such as this: a mouse pad that is specifically designed to emulate the experience of reaching up a girl's skirt and fondling her vagina. I mean "girl" in the most literal sense: that is the denim skirt of a beauty pageant toddler, linking the fabled "Axe Effect" directly to pedophilia for the first but definitely not last time.
Next Nature says it best: "[This is] a clear signal to RUN if you see it in the home of someone you’re dating"
Axe Effect - Almost Like The Real Thing? [Next Nature]
