Cthulhu Cthursday: Meat Spider Cthulhu Relic

This Cthulhu Pocket Relic Statue by Meat Spider is just the thing for the frequent traveler and R’lyeh cultist who doesn’t want to miss his noontime prayers. This is perfect for you cultists who are on the go and need that quick Idol for a spur of the moment ceremony to the Elder God Cthulhu! […]

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This Cthulhu Pocket Relic Statue by Meat Spider is just the thing for the frequent traveler and R'lyeh cultist who doesn't want to miss his noontime prayers.

This is perfect for you cultists who are on the go and need that quick Idol for a spur of the moment ceremony to the Elder God Cthulhu! Well you may need a somewhat larger pocket to hold it comfortably. This is the next generation in the series. The new batch has been beefed up a little making Cthulhu look more impressive and it stands at 5 inches tall and 3 inches wide at the widest part. It is a handcrafted, handpainted one of a kind Meatspider original.So snatch it up while you can there will never be another one just like it!

It's being auctioned on eBay and the starting bid is a frugal $10.

Meatspider Cthulhu Relic Auction [eBay]