Please look carefully at the robot to the right. Jet black with ominously glowing eyes, he looks like a cyborg of the Sith, or perhaps a torturer robot from the S&M dungeons of the future. He is as evil looking as he is completely awesome.
He also has a job far more ignominious than his looks. He was not built, as you might expect, to destroy humanity, or to inflict sadomasochistic pleasure upon humanity's most buxom women. His job is to educate visitors to the Tamanoi Vinegar Corporation in Osaka, Japan about their product: black vinegar.
He also apparently presents a twelve minute documentary about the vinegar making process, which I'm sure is just fascinating. Someone needs to sneak into the Tamanoi plant and implant a kill chip ASAP.
Tamanoi Vinegar Robot [Pink Tentacle]