Boston Drops Charges Against Mooninites!

Fully aware of the fact that they had no case whatsoever, Massachusetts prosecutors have dropped the charges against Peter Berdovsky and Sean Stevens for installing Aqua Teen Hunger Force Mooninite Lite-Brites all over the city of Boston. That’s not to say they got off scott-free. Berdovsky and Stevens completed 140 hours of community service between […]

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Fully aware of the fact that they had no case whatsoever, Massachusetts prosecutors have dropped the charges against Peter Berdovsky and Sean Stevens for installing Aqua Teen Hunger Force Mooninite Lite-Brites all over the city of Boston.

That's not to say they got off scott-free. Berdovsky and Stevens completed 140 hours of community service between them, painting a mural for a local hospital. They also issued a public apology, which is ingeniously worded:

I deeply regret that this incident caused such anguish and disruption to so many people... I had no intention of upsetting or alarming anyone.

In other words, "I'm sorry Boston's city officials are such idiots." Aren't we all?

Incidentally, Peter Berdovsky has to be the most fascinating photogenic specimen in the history of photography. He's one part Belarusian zombie, one part Rastafarian werewolf. I could look at pictures of this guy all day:

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