You know how we're always blathering at you about the Large Hadron Collider, the particle accelerator at CERN in Switzerland that's going to smack protons together at nearly the speed of light to find the fundamental components of the universe?
Well, it blew up the other day.
Not that it's totally destroyed or anything, and nobody was hurt, but...apparently the designers forgot to carry the two or something. Turns out the physicists were tampering with forces beyond their understanding!
Allow me to translate: Oops. We built an accelerator more powerful than the bits that hold the accelerator together. And we didn't realize it even though we had four design reviews.
Everyone in a particular section of the LHC had to evacuate; it filled with helium gas. Now they're shut down.
Hey, science is hard. These things happen. Glad no one was hurt. Glad they didn't accidentally destroy the universe.
Big Bang at the Atomic Lab After Scientists Get Their Maths Wrong. The Sunday Times
Fermilab Update on Inner Triplet Magnets at the LHC. CERN press release