I'll keep this short, because it is urgent you absorb this information as quickly as possible. There's an amusement park in Tulsa called Bell's. Last November, Bell's was evicted from their ten-acre lot and told to pack it up and move it out. However...
The decision to relocate and reopen Bell's has been made official bypark management! The park will move to an as yet to be determinedlocation in the vicinity of South Tulsa, and is slated to open itsdoors again in the Summer of 2008.
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PHANTASMAGORIA VERSION 2.0
A new dark ride isindeed in the works for the next Bell's location, and it will retainthe name Phantasmagoria. The next incarnation will be nearly twice thesquare footage, and will feature more modern and elaborate tricks. Thenew goal is to make the ride a story-driven experience with a tonethat's a bit more family friendly. __Bell's is considering acollaboration with a horror-influenced recording artist named DoctorSteel. The ride's storyline would be based on the singer's backstorywhich is that of a mad toy maker attempting to make the world more funby way of his monstrous creations (as well as his music.) Forsentimental reasons a number of the old tricks will be integrated intothe new ride, but they will take on a more scenic role. For example theSkull Pond could wind up as Doctor Steel's hot tub. __
Jesus freaking shit!
As of press time, I have been unable to glean any negations or affirmations from any of the parties involved, but if this noble plan is carried out, you can be sure that a ToMcat caravan will wend its merry way to good old Tulsa.
Special thanks to Dj Steveness for the tip-off.
Secrets of the Phantasmagoria [Secret Fun Blog]
