Cthulhu Cthursday: Coffee Drinks From Beyond Space

Somewhere in Germany, a group of twisted LARPers obsessed with the game "Call of Cthulhu" have drawn up a menu of coffee drinks to enhance gameplay. My favorite is "The Shining Trapezohedron," served in a "square fluorescent mug with black Columbian. Spiked with THC (Delta-9-Tetra-hydrocannabinol)." I could drink that all day long. Other suggested drinks to make you feel all tentacley and alien include:

The Reanimator
Espresso, double shot. Spiked with 15 mg Methedrine (Methamphetamine)

The Mad Arab
The house favorite. A unique device holds a silver demitasse ofTurkish coffee and a specially designed pipe. Three screens, each preloaded with 17 mg of DMT crystals, rest in a small holder with a black chrome Zippo. (N,N-dimethyltryptamine)
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TheElder Sign__
A stonware mug of Irish cream. Spiked with 500 micrograms of LSD (d-Lysergicacid diethylamide-25)

The Cat from Saturn
Capuccino, whipped cream and cinnamon. Spiked with 150 mg XTC (MDMA: 3,4-Methylenedimethyloxymethamphetamine)
The Angel of Sarnath

Hazelnut coffee, two sugar, extra cream. Spiked with 15 mg PCP. (Phencyclidine)
The Dunwich Horror
Columbian, two sugars, cream. Spiked with 15 mg STP (DOM:
2,5-dimethoxy-4-methylphenylisopropylamaine)

The Randolph Carter
Swiss chocolate almond (decaf), two sugars, vanilla cream. 150 mg Nembutal (Sodium pentobarbitol)__
The Arkham Asylum__
Columbian (decaf), two sugars. 25 mg Thorazine (Chlorpromazine)

Don't try these unless under you're supervised by representatives from the Order of the Dagon. Still, aren't you dreaming of a nice creamy Cat from Saturn right now? Mmmm....

Cthulhu Drinks [via Nur Cthulhu]