Everybody wants wings, but only a freakish few want to torture their infants with them. This tiny minority of people apparently shop at EnchantedCostumes.com, where you can buy wings to strap onto your poor, confused infant. I ask you does this be-winged baby (at right) look thrilled to be a little faerie? No, it looks positively alarmed. That is not a happy creature. And yet clearly the good folks at EnchantedCostumes are worried that their customers will force infants to wear the fake insect limbs for a really long time. Here is the product description, which reads like a warning label:
What exactly does it mean to say "for props only" and "display purposes only" when it comes to a baby?
Chloe Fairy Wings - Infant [via EnchantedCostumes]
