The Swingline, the preferred stapler of Initech's Milton Waddams in the film "Office Space," may soon use RFID-embedded staples, enabling you to hunt down missing TPS report a tracking device. Currently, there's no word on timetables for this innovation or if the staplers will be available in red.
Swingline to Embed RFID Tags into Next-Gen Staplers [Gizmodo]
