Ladies, are you tired of slobbery attention from men who confuse your backing away in disgust with a
come-hither glance?
Take a page, then, from the little red book of female chimpanzees. They've evolved an ingenious way of evading amorous male chimps who generally act like unreformed Delta Tau Deltas, only less sophisticated.
The trick: staggered sexual cycles. Only a few females are fertile at any given time. Males leave the others alone alone, and fight each other for the chance to court a mate. The winners tend to be the strongest, most desirable guys -- and the rest of the girls get to enjoy a night out, minus the slobber.
Female chimps keep the bullies at bay [Press Release]
