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Brownlee and I have an immense and indefensible fondness for Russian Lez-Pop nymphets, t.A.T.u. When I mentioned I was planning a Robot-themed Noise du Jour, he insisted stridently on the inclusion of this song. I acquiesced, and we spent the next four hours fawning over their myriad photoshoots.
Then, he dropped the bomb:
Brownlee: Elena is a real beauty.
Me: They both are. Surprisingly so.
Brownlee: Yulia's a bit beaky, and she has a really bad hair style and outfit in this vid. Elena's become a woman in the meantime... she looks great.
Me: Beaky? Her nose is tiny!
Me: Seriously. Beaky?
Brownlee: 1:10 in All About Us.
Me: She has a tiny nose, dude.
Angry and confused, I turned to the only friend I knew would understand my pain. Steve.
Me: Florian said Yulia from Tatu was "beaky".
Me: I stopped speaking to him.
Me: He is obviously blind and insane.
Steve: Florian's gonna wake up with a dick in his mouth.
Steve: Not in the good way.
