Most people possessing a glancing familiarity with anime have at least heard of the famous straight-to-video series from the early 1990s, La Blue Girl. It's one of the all-time classics of the tentacle porn subgenre in Japanese animation. LBG has it all: sex ninja schoolgirls, many-tentacled monsters, and orgasm duels fought with dramatically enlarged clitorises and ultra-sharp pubic hair weapons. There's a lot of human/monster luv in the series, of course, which works just fine because the whole thing is animated.
However, there is also a series of live action La Blue Girl DVDs, some from the last few years. I bought one as a pirated VHS tape with a poorly-reproduced cover in a shady part of the DragonCon vendor area back in 2002. They are exactly as silly as you would expect, with the actors hurling themselves around Star Trek style, grabbing at a bunch of painted hoses and acting as if the plastic tubes are menacing and penetrating them. I can't imagine to whom the live action *La Blue Girl *vids are designed to appeal. People who don't understand animation? People who can't get excited by watching cartoon girls have sex with cartoon monsters, but who can get excited by watching real girls act like idiots while rolling around on the floor with a bunch of crap somebody bought at the Japanese equivalent of Home Depot? It's a mystery.
The point is: if you're looking for something weird and sexy, try the La Blue Girl anime. But if you want to amuse your friends at your next bad movie night, try live action La Blue Girl. It is definitely something you will never forget.
Live Action La Blue Girl [via HK]
