In Other Wired News Blogs: Bears, Bela Lugosi, Underpants

In case you missed it… • The most famous stage direction of all time is "Exit, pursued by a bear," from Shakespeare’s "The Winter’s Tale." So if anybody ever tells you the Bard is boring, mention that a bear mauls a guy in that play. Fun! Which brings me to Eliza Gauger’s post on Game|Life […]

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In case you missed it...

• The most famous stage direction of all time is "Exit, pursued by a bear," from Shakespeare's "The Winter's Tale." So if anybody ever tells you the Bard is boring, mention that a bear mauls a guy in that play. Fun!

Which brings me to Eliza Gauger's post on Game|Life about some sort of video-game pornography (I think).

She quotes a line from a story in which a writer says: "[...]And while the films are still most certainly hardcore porn, they do include some nice touches, like weapons and armor crafted just for the films, choreographed fight scenes, and in one of the episodes, a bear."

So… whom was the bear pursuing? Or... exiting?

• Eliza is one busy blogger. She's also over at her usual home, Table of Malcontents, with a photo spread of a young Bela Lugosi performing as none other than Jesus Christ.

Scariest thing: He looks perfect for the part.

• I checked (slow news day at Bodyhack HQ), and Rob Beschizza over at Gear Factor appears to be the first person in history to use the phrase "underpant-shaped keys."

I won't tell you what the post is about, but it's not dirty, so get your mind outta the gutter.