Gaeta Squee

Last night's BSG episode was definitely on the whiny side, though it had its moments. It's nice to know that when a minority group is being oppressed, Helo is there to save the day for them. If you think that's spoilers, then drink my yak butter.

Anyway, because last night's episode was so dreary and issue-laden and political, all I could think about was how I wanted to see more of the ultra-hot Lt. Felix Gaeta. Ever since I saw the deleted scene from "Perseus" where Gaeta asks one of the guys from Perseus if he's "got any porn" in the ship's digital mega-library, I've been a Gaeta fiend. And apparently I'm not the only one. I have found my people on the LiveJournal group Gaeta Squee. There, starry-eyed fangirls like myself can enjoy all sorts of Gaeta-related naughtiness. My current favorite is a piece of slashfic by Cerebel called "Tactile." It's about a threesome between Gaeta, last night's do-gooder Helo, and Sharon:

Helo pushes a knee between Gaeta’s legs, drawing his back closer to Helo’s chest. Gaeta tries to breathe, and he looks up at Sharon.

Her fingers trace a wandering path, up to the tiger curling on his chest, and she leans down and licks, kisses his bruise. Gaeta turns his head into Helo’s neck.

Oh my! Turns out Gaeta and Helo were boyfriends before Sharon came along, and now they're ready to spark the fire again -- with their Cylon lovergirl! Boy-on-boy-on-cylon action? I. Am. So. There.

Tactile [NWS]