From Mike Stanfill

Oh, goody. Just what I’ve been waiting for all these years. A periodical apparantly developed by Microsoft attempting to emulate a magazine produced by Wired. Next time you need a new creative director, and I hope it’s soon, please consider someone from a more upscale and stylish publication than Texas Monthly. Someone from, perhaps, the […]

Oh, goody. Just what I've been waiting for all these years.

A periodical apparantly developed by Microsoft attempting to emulate a magazine produced by Wired.

Next time you need a new creative director, and I hope it's soon, please consider someone from a more upscale and stylish publication than Texas Monthly. Someone from, perhaps, the Cleburne "Shop-n-Squat Weekly" which, at least, understands its readership. I mean, if you need a goat or a deal on a CB radio and you're not that fussy about spelling or accuracy, you go to the "Shop-n-Squat".

However, if the problem is simply one of cost containment, and you're dead-set on hiring someone from Texas, you might consider one of our many Mexican day-laborers. They work hard for cheap, even though they may not always know what the Law of Optical Volumes is.

Mike Stanfill
PS, I'm not the type of guy that resists change. Change is good. The old Wired was exciting as it changed all the time. This new version looks like something my mother would make me read.