From MRI orgasm etiquette to cross-species breeding, your spanking new Sex Drive Daily co-blogger has learned a few things in his five years of covering sex research and pornography (among other topics).
Here are a few take-home messages:
• The bosses don't allow liquids in the MRI machines at Stanford University, so don't even think about having an orgasm in there.
• Men in India appear to have certain unfortunate physical shortcomings, although you shouldn't make assumptions about anyone in particular.
• If Mommy and Daddy lock the door to their home office, be very afraid. Or at least ask for a cut of their porno profits.
• Lap dancing can be dangerous to your lady parts, and so can bike riding.
• You can make it with a monkey, maybe. Especially if dinner and a movie are involved.
But forget about having 2.5 monkey-human hybrid children thanks to nature's cross-species birth-control device.
• Viagra for women? Forget it, ladies. You're just too darned complicated.
