Annalee: In German, the plural of "waffle" is "waffeln."
Lisa: If you were a dog, what breed would you be and why?
John: I was all set to do a post about the tragic death of Carlos Alberto Ferreira Braga, writer of the famous song Yes, We Have No Bananas (warning: it's Al Jolson, so blackface ahoy!). Unfortunately, the plans were scrapped when it turned out Carlos Alberto Ferreira Braga had only written the more unknown yet produce positive follow-up, "Yes, We Have Bananas."