Philosophers Agree: Buffy Would Kick Bond's Ass

According to James B. South, philosophy professor and author of James Bond and Philosophy, Buffy the vampire slayer would beat James Bond in a fight. What exactly would happen if the chosen one were to meet the suave superspy? South says Bond would be shocked to meet a woman who was his equal. He would underestimate her powers, and she'd move in for the kill. According to South:

James Bond's sexism would keep him from recognizing just how smart andadept Buffy is. Plus, Buffy once killed a Goddess.

He's forgetting Buffy's weakness for self-regarding Englishmen, however. Spike/Buffy shippers, move over for the Bond/Buffy invasion!

Buffy vs. Bond [via Whedonesque]