If you're single and under 30, new federal Health and Human Services recommendations include steering clear of sex.
That's right. Abstinence education is working sooooo well with teens that those who pledge to preserve their virginity actually do wait a year or two longer for intercourse than their peers, but then when they can't hold back anymore, they don't bother with safer sex because they have no idea it even exists. And then they transmit infections and become pregnant.
Noting this successful result of teen abstinence non-education, the federal government has decided to allocate 50 million dollars to state programs that want to force it on adults, too.
This has to be a joke. But it isn't:
Govt. Tells Singles No Sex Till You're 30
Gee, folks, maybe we could try birth control?
This is so wrong on so many levels, I'm sputtering.