Fight Like a Reaver for $295

I don't know about you, but I loved watching the Knife Collector's Show on HSN. The hosts were always plunging their long blades into pieces of wood, or stroking the shaft of some samurai sword. That's why I was thrilled to see the latest online deal from Museum Replicas, maker of "historically accurate battle-ready swords." Now all you Browncoats can buy, um, historically-accurate Reaver swords from Joss Whedon's scifi-Western Firefly. Remember when River killed all those Reavers in the movie Serenity with a sword and battle axe? (Just like the way Buffy killed all those alternative-universe guys with a hammer and sickle?) With this $295 package of sword and axe, you can do the same thing without ever having to leave your backyard!

Museum Replicas offers this L.L. Bean-esque product description:

Reavers are the most dangerousscum in the known universe and wielding weapons as deadly as these, youcan see why! These two pieces were taken by River to defend hercompanions against this deadly horde. The sword is amazingly wellbalanced and can be held and used much like a Japanese katana, whilethe small axe makes a perfect side arm. This set of high carbontempered steel weapons comes complete with a full color Serenity wallplaque, which will allow you to display both of these pieces together.

Sword - Overall 40 1/2" Blade 28" long, 2" wide, 3/16" thick Wt.-1 lbs. 12 oz.

Axe - Overall 14 1/2" Wt.-1 lb. 2 oz.

My only question: does it come in a little duck pattern too?

Reaver Sword and Axe Set with Plaque [Museum Replicas]