That Colbert interview of Woz was something, huh? It's posted up to Comedy Central's Web site in two parts now, and while the first is a little dull and incoherent, the second reaches wonderful heights of comedy as Colbert accuses Woz of pranking him, asking "Are you sure you invented the personal computer?"
Woz proceeds to talk about the pranks he's doing these days, beginning with the alarming statement "I carry my own knife to cut steak on airplanes." Colbert's eyes get pretty wide, and then Woz explains that he uses his business cards, made of thin, sharp metal. "It cuts the steak like marble."
Colbert than refers to Woz as an enemy combatant on "the list."
"I want to be on the list – they never put me on it," Woz concludes. It's must-see video.