Sep 15, 2006 6:11 PM

Phoenix Wrong 3 -- Animated Short

I…don't feel as if I should find the Phoenix Wrong series over at Newgrounds as funny as I do. And yet I find it exactly as funny as I do. I haven't even played the damn game. Anyhow, short, funny, plus swear words.

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I...don't feel as if I should find the Phoenix Wrong series over at Newgrounds as funny as I do. And yet I find it exactly as funny as I do. I haven't even played the damn game. Anyhow, short, funny, plus swear words.

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