The Best: 10 Harrison Ford Lines

“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.” – Han Solo, Star Wars “You want to talk to God? Let’s go see him together.” – Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark “The report would be ‘Routine retirementé of a replicant,’ which didn’t make me feel any […]

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."
- Han Solo, Star Wars

"You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together."
- Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark

"The report would be 'Routine retirementé of a replicant,' which didn't make me feel any better about shooting a woman in the back."
- Rick Deckard, Blade Runner

"Laugh it up, fuzzball."
- Han Solo, The Empire Strikes Back

"It's not the years, honey; it's the mileage."
- Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark

"The earth moved. The angels wept. The Polaroids are uh are in my other coat."
- Jack Trainer, Working Girl

"When you find the colonel, infiltrate his team by whatever means available and terminate the colonel's command."
- Col. Lucas, Apocalypse Now

"Hey, you're supposed to be the fastest thing in the valley, man. But that can't be your car. It must be your mama's car! I'm sort of embarrassed to be this close to you!"
- Bob Falfa, American Graffiti

"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
- Han Solo, Star Wars

"Strictly speaking, there's no such thing as invention, you know. It's only magnifying what already exists."
- Allie Fox, The Mosquito Coast

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