A recent UK study found that pet ownership has been in decline since 1999; kids are getting companionship from gadgets like MP3 players instead. Consider these pros and cons when picking your pet.
MP3 players vs. Pets
full of crappy music
craps everywhere
needs files, recharging
needs feeding, walking
must be programmed
must be trained
requires warranty
requires shots
wears plastic skins
wears knit sweaters
makes travel tolerable
makes travel a hassle
shuffles
sniffles
tunes out strangers
draws in strangers
breaks
dies
- Ken Taylor
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