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Wired

TiVo'd

Tired

Googled

Expired

Xeroxed

Wired

craft distilleries

Tired

boutique wineries

Expired

microbreweries

Wired

light bloom

Tired

heat distortion

Expired

lens flare

Wired

evil twin hotspots

Tired

celebrity twin gossip

Expired

Wonder Twin powers

Wired

motion sensing

Tired

voice recognition

Expired

touchscreens

Wired

cloned

Tired

bred

Expired

born

START

Ping

A Cut Above

Ad Nauseam

The All-in-One, Widescreen Security Cam

Short-Term Memory

The New Sign Language

Around the World in 80 Clicks

Hooray for Cellywood

Jargon Watch

The Ultimate Drill Down

The 18,000-rpm Race Car Factory

Rebuild Like You Give a Damn

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