For this penetrating comparison of prescription penis pills, I corralled a willing lab partner, dimmed the lights, and dropped the needle on some vintage Barry White. The drugs I tried are all PDE5 inhibitors, which improve sexual response and enhance erections by increasing blood flow to mini-me. All of them cost about $90 for 10 pills. And it's not that I needed to take them, of course - but someone had to grade their effectiveness for the sake of science.
Viagra 50 mg
(sildenafil citrate)
www.viagra.com
Within 30 minutes of ingestion, my face flushed and I felt a stirring down south. An almost unnatural rigidity lingered for about four hours, even after ejaculation. I didn't experience the blurry vision some have reported - or maybe I was just too preoccupied to notice.
Cialis 10 mg
(tadalafil)
www.cialis.com
Cialis takes effect faster than Levitra and Viagra (about 20 minutes) and has a substantially longer half-life - take it before a match and you'll still be up for multiple rounds in the ring 12 hours later, including a morning quickie. The French dubbed it "Le Weekend" pill.
Levitra 20 mg
(vardenafil HCl)
www.levitra.com
This one's a stiff. Instead of a warm glow, Levitra left me with an achy, stuffed head after I'd done the dirty. My test partner used the impressive term "humpback whale" to describe its effect on Mr. Winky, but the results waned in only a couple of hours.
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