Tired/Wired

Tired/Wired

Tired
__Wired__Windows 95
Being forced to use Windows 95

Wall Street
Wall Street West

Acquisitions
Cobranding

Burning Man
Combustible Edison

Alicia Silverstone
Jennifer Love Hewitt

Textured vegetable protein
Quorn

Manhattan
The Manhattan

Nerf Ballzookas
Roomarangs

Two-way cable modems
One-way cable modems with telephone uplink

Goatees
Gillette Sensor Plus

Oakleys
Black Flies

Ambient
Illbient

Cannabis Buyers Club raid
Church-backed marijuana distribution

Avatar humping in Palace
Going on a flesh date

Tarzan
Xena

Dada
Yoda

Supermodels
Ugly models