Tired/Wired

Tired/Wired

Tired
__Wired__MTV
American Bandstand reruns

Jim Clark in China
Bill Gates on free speech

Encrypted dirty pictures
Images with embedded digital codes

Cisco
NetStar

NSA sniffer bait in your .sig file (e.g.,"assassinate")
CDA bait in your .sig file (e.g., "kiddie porn")

Porn starlets
Former porn starlets

Area 51
H.A.A.R.P.

Cheap Internet access
Free Internet access

Guns
Atlatls

Hating your cable provider
Hating your Internet provider

Booze bars
Oxygen bars

Political attack ads
Political attack pollsters

Personal Web page
Personal Web server

Beatles anthologies
20th anniversary of Star Wars

Boomers turning 50
Boomers rediscovering marijuana

Village Voice
NY Press

Janet Reno
Edzard Schmidt-Jortzig