Video Baby

For 15 years, I've heard jeremiads about videogames and how they're making kids into malignant, illiterate little zombies who massacre people en masse after playing too much Mortal Kombat.

For 15 years, I've heard jeremiads about videogames and how they're making kids into malignant, illiterate little zombies who massacre people en masse after playing too much Mortal Kombat.

What a crock.

I am one of those videogame babies. I was born the same year as Pong. And I think videogames have been perfect training for life in fin-de-millénaire America. Just navigating through an urban landscape, I have to confront a world of lurid graphics, blaring music, and rampant violence. Frogger was the perfect trial run.

In a videogame world, everything happens at once and has to be dealt with in real time. This is what cognitive psychologists call parallel processing. What a shame, say critics, that videogames pump up kids' parallel processing abilities at the expense of contemplation and linear, serial thought.

It used to be a serial world, I guess. But it's not anymore. I need to think like a Donkey Kong jockey. Yes, videogames have fundamentally shaped my brain. Thank god.

- J. C. Herz (mischief@phantom.com) is the author of Surfing on the Internet.